10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!