10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers