10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.