10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson