10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)