10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.