10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "No river, no fish."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.