10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• It's Free To Fold...
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier