10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss