10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."