10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Never educate a stupid poker player.