10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.