10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger