10 Random Poker Quotes

I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
It's Free To Fold...
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
Why not, when some because there are three.
Fish don't eat Nutz!