10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha