10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Fold and live to fold again
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.