10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.