10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Fook the floosh droo!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.