10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim