10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."