10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"