10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak