10 Random Poker Quotes

I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--