10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.