10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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