10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Welcome to kicker school
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.