10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.