10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "No river, no fish."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!