10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Fold and live to fold again
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05