10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare