10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi