10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!