10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer