10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.