10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• im going to 2 out you to death