10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth