10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!