10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.