10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.