10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.