10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.