10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22