10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."