10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "No river, no fish."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• It's Free To Fold...
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson