10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"