10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."