10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is for loners.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.