10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright