10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event