10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.